Sunday, August 12, 2007

Got Jokes?

Everybody thinks they're a comedian. Even you. Tell us a joke. The people at EFB want to hear it. It can be a knock knock joke, a one liner or the infamous... there were three people, a white man, black man and a chinese man. We will start it off for you...

"there were three boys walking down the street. a white boy, black boy and a chinese boy. they were having a good time, smoking some weed and laughing. out of nowhere the devil appeared. the looked at each other and laughed some more. the devil told them to stop laughing or he was going to cut their dicks off. they continued to laugh. so then the devil told them that he was going to cut there daddy's dicks off too. that really made the boys laugh even harder.

the devil then asked the white boy, what does you daddy do for a living. the white boy said, "my daddy is a police officer". the devil said, "i'm going to shoot your daddy's dick off".

the devil then asked the chinese boy, what does your daddy do for a living. the chinese boy said, "my daddy is a fireman". the devil said, "i'm going to fire your daddy's dick off".

then the devil asked the black boy... but the black boy just kept on laughing and kept on lauging. the devil asked the black boy again and the black boy said, "my daddy is a lollipop maker, you're gonna have to suck his off!"

2 comments:

cobra said...

ok a simple one:
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for, shes bout to eat me!"

EF Team said...

LOL... not bad...